Your URL will now determine your career.

radioactive-zombie-bite:

khairete-ailourion:

mellonikan:

xybutt:

ixhaku:

thebatfe:

ad—nauseam:

propaganda-duende:

magicpoppy:

cursiveonly:

Third grade english teacher. okay.jpg 

Eh, opium farmer?

poet wife of well-paid assassin for the vatican

patrician consul

professional dog slayer

IM A NINJA. AHHH

i’m a butt

A Greek warrior.

… wait, but this is what I am irl…

A kitten who studies dead languages.

.. An inspector who wanders around places such as Chernobyl killing zombies and treating zombie bites???

GAY FRENCH PRODUCERS

(Source: mulfordthedean, via the-tallboy-that-fell)

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    please let this be my career. But wait…wouldn’t that make me a stripper…OR AN ACTOR. OR AN EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL PERSON.

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    I get to be a Spanish teacher?

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